February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
hojs:
Leave everything til sunday
Don’t do it sunday
Finally in St. John’s! We’re going to the mall, getting Starbucks, then off to see Dallas Green!:D
inherit-the-wasteland:
Bright Eyes // First Day...
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
Anti-Climatic Hunger Games
Katniss: Peeta, you said at the interview you’d had a crush on me forever. When did forever start?
Peeta: Oh, let’s see. I guess the first day of school. We were five. You had on a red plaid dress and your hair...it was in two braids instead of one. My father pointed you out when we were waiting to line up.
Katniss: Your father? Why?
Peeta: He said, ‘See that little girl? I wanted to marry her mother, but she ran off with a coal miner.'
Katniss: What? You’re making that up!
Peeta: Yeah I am.
Ingredients to a Josh Hutcherson Interview
peetatoast:
I am from Kentucky
I am just like Peeta
Cave scene
Jennifer Lawrence is great
I love the outdoors
Cave scene
I am from Kentucky
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
misterunderhill:
When good looking people are ridiculously unintelligent they suddenly become very unattractive…
Maybe it is just me..
GUYS. GUYS. GUUUUYSSSS. I'M SEEING CITY AND COLOUR...
koalamudtea:
It’s come to a point where I drink more tea than water…omg.
